OH MY GOD!!!!

Any time soon, i would definitely be heading towards TAN TOCK SENG HOSPITAL'S emergency department due to my FREAKING PAINFUL pressure sores!!!

WOAH LIAO!!!! Buttok Darn painful lah! I totally need to buck up. Need to go gym. Need to eat 5 times daily...

Like what the bleah, my BMI is like 14.9... SCARY!!!!!!! Hahaha... skinny is SHIT!!!

I soooooo wanna be like the man in the pic.... The body, OH MY GOD!!!! I so want it la! Than can attract girls.. HAHAHA!!!! Now i just look like a harmless small boy:|

HOPELESS!

I love the news papers, definitely!

It totally agrees with me :D

Yea! Ban Hot Pants, slippers, singlets and sloppish dressing!!!!!!

GO MDIS!

I wonder when Ngee Ann poly would totally ban this? Humm...

Oh yea horny man, and gorgeous ladies, i bet you guys are totally drooling over that beautiful hot pant right? Oh gosh, i simply love ugly pictures.....

I asked a couple of strangers why they liked to wear hot pants... and well, i never expected them to say this....

"Er, Hot Pants is the in thing MAH!" she said....

"Whatever you say (whore), you words are so gonna be in my blog" I said...

Hot pants are fashionable? I am so gonna call fashion police to arrest you guys! ITS SLASHIONABLE.. SLUTTY FASHION! Ha!!!

Not something you wear to school darling... its something you wear to Geylang to attrack the ah pek's attention and get them to pay you loads of money.

Take a look below! I took it out from the net.

Hot Pants Girls who wear hotpants to the bar on any day will receive their first drink half price !!!

DONT WEAR HOT PANTS!

Its so fashion disaster!

Its a fashion crime!

And its 100 percent slutty fashion!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!